UP A CREEK

Today, Bush insisted that even if he had known Saddam didn't have WMD's, he'd still have invaded, just because Saddam wanted them. Which is sheer craziness, considering who else wants WMDs.

Meanwhile, my stepson is getting picked on at school because he's American. I told him to remind the other kids that most Americans didn't actually vote for our President, and he stole the election.

Lord, I hope Americans figure it out by the time they get to the polls.