- Being captured by the Evil Overlord is one way to learn his secret plans, but are innumerable other ways that are better, and they will be tried first.
- My weapon of choice will be the one that allows the greatest distance between me and my target.
- When I am forced to decide which of two identical people is the Trusted Ally and which is the Evil Doppelganger, I will stun them both and sort things out in the brig.
John Van Sickle has thoughtfully provided some advice on what to do when you are the Hero
(since you already know what to do when you are an Evil Overlord