Thursday, November 24, 2005

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

We're having a traditional Thanksgiving this year. We're inviting the neighbors over and asking them to bring the food. Tomorrow, we'll massacre them and take their land.

3 comments:

DMc said...

Definitely kill the children, though. Trust me, if you don't it'll just cause trouble later.

and don't just assume the servant or the hired killer killed them...you really need to see the corpses yourself.

Otherwise, trust me, the whole thing becomes a right mess.

Kelly J. Crawford said...

I agree with Denis. Kill the children.

KJC (who is part Iroquios indian)

James Moran said...

Dude, don't rewrite history. They generously donated that land to the wise explorers, and committed suicide to be polite.