The things you miss when you leave Montreal in July!
(Thanks, Matt!)
Writing for games, TV and movies (with forays into life and political theatre)...
That's from option #2, "Dystopian Future."Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, say with enormous relief, "Then there's still time!" and run off. Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO!" Take some trinket with you (it can be anything really), hand it to some stranger, along with a phone number and say "In thirty years dial this number. You'll know what to do after that." Then slip away.