I can't help wondering whether Tom Cruise would have had this kind of bad review
if he hadn't fired Pat Kingsley, his publicist.
Boy, would I love to be in her shoes. "This is Tom Cruise with me. This is Tom Cruise without me. Any questions?" The only other publicist I can think of with as much to show for her magical powers is whoever Paris Hilton hired -- the one who, I have to assume, came up with the idea of the otherwise not-particularly-interesting heiress having her sex tapes get out onto the Net.